hye guize ! i'm back again ! :) it'd been a veghy veghy long time for me to not posting any post . i mean ANY . and yeaaaa , ANY . okay enough una :)
sebenarnya harini nak cerita bout kebodohan CEPAT EKSPRESS which had really pissed me off . well , i got three stories bout it and let's go explore this on-bus experiences.
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1. MUADZAM SHAH - KUANTAN
yang first ni , i'm not sure when it was happened . tapi masa ni aku dgn PAH nak pergi kuantan for a few reasons lah . okay , memula kitaorang tertingggal bas pukul 10 so we both decided nak naik bas pukul 11 . okay , done buying tixs , bus pun sampai and we both naik and yeahh ; OUR SEATS WERE SEATED . haa , then masa tu musim student balik , then bas mmg quite full . nasib baiklah ada seats kosong kt belakang then kitaorang pergi jelah duduk sana . lepastu , ada sorang akak ni , dia naik bas and seat dia pun dah ada orang duduk and she just pissed off like hell . masatu ada yg sampai duduk atas lantai . gila tak bas express sampai ada yg duduk atas lantai ??? so , itu lah .
2. KUANTAN - MUADZAM SHAH
this time i was going back with haziqah . first , bas sampai lambat , boleh sabar lagi . then , kita orang masuk bas and rasa macam ktorg dah masuk zaman lain . HAHA ! sgn lantai buruk , kerusi dah buruk gilaa and guess what ; THERE WERE THOUSAND OF SAMPAH SARAP SPREADING ON THE FLOOR !! fuhyooo ! rasa macam tgah ada training jd pengutip sampah pulak sampai kena kurung dlm bas yg dipenuhi sampah . gila ah CEPAT EXPRESS . CONGRATULATIONS :)
tp okay jugakla sebab takramai yg naik masa tu . lepastu , aku ni dah lha bawak luggage nya kann . kemain lagi balik muadzam bawak luggage :) lepastu, aku tgk lha tempat taruk beg tu , tetutup jeeeee . dahtu aku pun tanya lah driver tu suruh bukak , kau tahu dia ckp apa ?!?? ; 'taruk je kat atas'. kepala hotak dia kannn ! aku dgn geramnya , amek je luggage tu then taruk kt seat depannnnnnn sekali which idk it's belong to who . dah tgh aku sesedap duduk atas kerusi kotor tu , tiba-tiba ada guy (he wore CEPAT EXPRESS shirt , maybe penjual tickets kot) naik then jerit-2 ; 'mana bangla tu ?! kau dengar sini ee , sampai kat gambang kalau penumpang penuh , kau turun , kalau tak pun , kau duduk je kt belakang tu !!!' . GILA TAKKKK ???? dia boleh tengking mamat bangla tu cenggitu je , dah lha depan public . agakagak lha kot ye pun kan . huh ! lepastu , dia turun then ckp kt driver tu ; 'kau tengok sikit bangla kt belakang tu, kalau nt dia xnk turun , kau lempar je dia kat bawah'. YA ALLAH , masa tu ALLAH je yang tahu apa aku rasa , takut ada , rasa nak balik sampah kt muka dia pun ada . mama cakap bangla tu mesti naik bas without tix where the money went to the dealer's pocket . FAKKKCHIUUU CEPAT EXPRESS !
bus plat number : JGJ 6688
3. MUADZAM SHAH - KUANTAN
well today , i just got back here in PALANG from My beloved HOME in MUADZAM SHAH by buzzzzz :) pretty weird ryte as the distance is just 1 1/2 hrs and I'm going back to kuantan by bus ? well , mama dgn abah cakap ; 'We're too tired to keep sending you back to kuantan on every weekend' . haha . terserlah kesedihanku di situ :|
so , nak dijadikan cerita , Mama bought me CEPAT EXPRESS bus tix . so , lepas brunch , i packed all of my stuffs and went to the 'terminal' a.s.a.p. but then , the bus arrived at 11.45AM which I don't care much as it arrived pretty early as it should make a move at 12 . so , masa tu ada aku , mama , abah and adik .
so , masa bas tu memula sampai , aku dah nampak sorang budak sekolah dia pergi bukak tempat taruk beg kt bawah tuu sendiri ! got it ? SENDIRI , BY HIMSELF ! the thing is where in the hell is the bus driver ??? then, as it was already 12 , i even didn't see the silhouette of the driver , so abah pun suruh aku pergi taruk backpack aku kat seat dulu . then the best thing iz ; I SAW A GUY IS SLEEPING ON MY SEAT ! HELLO ! apa ke bangangnya diaorang jual tiket seat yg dah ada orang . then abah pergi dkat counter then penjual tix tu boleh buat muka slumber ; 'duduk je kat manamana seat kosong' . perghhhh , ni dah kalah bas tingtong . rasa nak kasik penyepak je kt muka betina tu . dah la dgn driver hilang pergi mana entah . fap gamaknya ! erghhhhhh ~ lastly , pukul 12.30PM barulah bergerak ke Kuantang .
bila dah sampai terminal kuantan , aku suruh la dia bukak tempat taruk bag tu , then driver tu cakap ; 'TARIK JE' . masa tu aku rasa nak tarik kepala dia then terus lenyek dekat tayar bas tu haa ! erghhh . otak dia kemana lha agaknyaaa . suddenly, ada driver bas belakang where i'm not sure from which bus company he was , but he came to me and trying to help with the tempat letak bag . dan pada masa itulah DATANGNYA DRIVER BAS BODOH TUUUU and bukakkan . haa . tahu pulak kau nak malu .
bus plat number : JHL 1199
well actually, this had been my second third experienced with CEPAT EKSPRESS . well , kalau taknak senangkan orang , this company better go die and get ready at the entrance of hell cz me and other passengers of CEPAT EKSPRESS will just kick you into the HELL 'patiently' :)
